AV Stand


 
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Background: I put up an AV stand for free on Craigslist. This guy wrote me back.


 
From: xxxx@vzw.blackberry.net
Date: Sun, Dec 21, 2008 at 6:18 PM
Subject: Free A/V Stand (Midtown East)
To: sale-966285838@craigslist.org

 
Fo joy fo joy. I needed that. My mother has her birthday and Christmas on the 25th. I can't afford to but her a present. I'm on welfare and I'm trying to support my 3 kids on 650 a month. You believe that's all the government gives a mama of 3? Anyway you can email here or my other blackberry. xxx@att.blackberry.net.
 
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
 
 
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From: [alternate email]
Date: Sun, 21 Dec 2008 18:33:17 -0500
To: xxx@vzw.blackberry.net
Subject: Re: Free A/V Stand (Midtown East)
 
While I appreciate the effort that goes into a story like that, 2 blackberries on 650 / month, on top of referring to yourself as a mama while having two email addresses with a name of steve - it might be too ridiculous.
 
Anyways, it's already been taken. I guess you'll have to find something else for your mother's birthday, christmas, anniversary, and st. patrick's day present. sorry.
 
 
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From: xxxx@vzw.blackberry.net
Date: Sun, Dec 21, 2008 at 6:18 PM
Subject: Free A/V Stand (Midtown East)
 
Eric please I'm serious! I'll suck your dick if I have to

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

 
 
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To: xxx@vzw.blackberry.net
Subject: Re: Free A/V Stand (Midtown East)
 
Regardless of the veracity of your story, it has already been taken.
 
Best of luck.

 
 
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On Sun, Dec 21, 2008 at 6:37 PM, xxx@vzw.blackberry.net wrote:
 
Ok. Give me 40 dollars and ill still suck you off

 
 
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To: xxx@vzw.blackberry.net
Subject: Re: Free A/V Stand (Midtown East)
 
There's a different section of craigslist for this sort of transaction. But anyways, I have a girlfriend who goes down on me for only $20, so I'll have to take a pass.

 
 
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On Sun, Dec 21, 2008 at 6:45 PM, xxx@vzw.blackberry.net wrote:
 
Ok then I'll take 20. I need the money for a present fo mom. Where can we meet?

 
 
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To: xxx@vzw.blackberry.net
Subject: Re: Free A/V Stand (Midtown East)
 
2 questions:
1) Does the $650 / month include blowjob income?
2) Do you report your blowjob to the government for purposes of income taxation?

 
 
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From: xxx@vzw.blackberry.net
Date: Sun, Dec 21, 2008 at 8:57 PM
Subject: Re: Free A/V Stand (Midtown East)

 
Rude!
 
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